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Showing posts with label mayonnaise. Show all posts
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Friday, November 5, 2021

Dump-It Blueberry Muffin Loaf


The secret ingredient: mayonnaise! 

I've been super into mayonnaise lately, ever since my mom came to visit a couple of weeks ago to help me with my new baby. I wanted to make a tuna salad but we were out of mayo, and she offered to go buy some. I said we didn't have to worry about it, that I would just make some. Her eyes went wide - she had no idea you could just make mayonnaise. She watched in awe as I took some olive oil out of the cabinet and whipped up some fresh mayo with an egg yolk and a slightly warmed bowl. It was the first time I felt good about what I could do that had nothing to do with the baby since I came home from the hospital. Now that I'm a couple of weeks into the thick of life with a baby, I'm definitely making shifts.

I'm attempting to make life easier for myself by training it to be harder - as in, I'm doing a lot of baking at home to keep myself busy and active to help me both lose the baby weight and keep my energy up with lots of carbs...all while caring for and carrying a newborn in my arms! To be fair, I'm actually wearing him in a sling while I bake. This should credit the ease of this recipe - you can make it while wearing a fussy newborn in a sling - and you can take that one to the bank!

Dump-It Blueberry Muffin Loaf

  • 1 1/4 c or 8.75 oz granulated sugar
  • 1/2 c full-fat mayonnaise
    • I like Hellman's but you can use whatever you have as long as it isn't the low-fat stuff.
  • 2 eggs
  • 1/2 c almond milk
  • 1 tsp good vanilla
    • I like this brand because it's inexpensive but still very good!
  • 2 tsp baking powder
  • 1 tsp kosher salt
  • 2 c or 10 oz flour
  • 3 Tbsp corn starch
  • 1 c fresh or frozen blueberries, crushed lightly
Preheat your oven to 375 degrees F and prepare a loaf pan by rubbing it with oil and a sprinkle of both flour and sugar. I love this method because it adds a special little extra crust to the outside! You can also simply line the sides with parchment paper if you like, but I generally don't tend to do that with loaves. 

Measure out all of your dry ingredients into one bowl, as well as the semi-crushed blueberries. Give them a toss in your dry ingredients to coat. Add your vanilla to your measured-out milk. Cream together the mayonnaise and sugar until light and fluffy using the paddle attachment of your standing mixer for 3 minutes on medium. Add the eggs, one at a time, scraping down the sides of the bowl with a spatula, and alternate adding in your dry and wet ingredients, half at a time until everything is just incorporated. Lumps are okay! Seriously, when it comes to muffins: lumps are absolutely okay to have in the batter.

Allow your batter to rest for at least 15 minutes before adding to your pan and baking in a 375 oven for 45 to 55 minutes, or until the loaf cake pulls away from the sides and springs back when it's touched. Allow it to cool in the pan for at least 20 minutes before turning out onto a cooling rack. I'd let it cool completely before slicing and serving, but I certainly can't stop you if you can't resist. I wouldn't even blame you for it, either! Let's chat for a sec while you're waiting for this to either bake or cool...

I had no idea that mayonnaise got such a bad rap from my fellow Millenials, nor did I have any idea that we killed the mayonnaise industry. Admittedly, I didn't buy and use a ton of mayo except for making sandwiches and the occasional bound salad. The news that my generation had added mayonnaise to the throes of our killing spree along with golf, diamonds, and divorce was honestly a little surprising to me. I always thought that the jar of mayonnaise in my fridge was like an old but good coat, always there in the back of the closet where and when I needed it. I'd never wear it out to anywhere like a party or to temple or brunch, but I'll wear it to the grocery store or to go buy gas or to go to work, certainly. It's a warm and good coat and it's never let me down, even though it's not as pretty as my others.

The article goes on to explain that mayo is likely just getting pushed aside in favor of some more show-stopping condiments with bigger flavors, which makes sense. After all, thanks to the global rise of the internet with Millenials being at the forefront of this frontier, it only makes sense that we're the first generation to be truly globally curious about new flavors. This is going to just be a simple byproduct of living in a more multicultural world, which I think we are all excited about!

Speaking of things to be excited about, can we talk about the no-waste movement when it comes to leftovers? I would never think that we could make Netflix shows or hashtags from leftovers, but Hellman's Mayo has joined the fight against food waste.  I cannot tell you how exciting this is for me, as somebody who at one point made a living out of transforming leftovers while working at a non-profit hunger relief network. I fed 500 people per day using leftovers and donated food that would have otherwise gone to waste. The takeaway from this is that while mayonnaise is a good condiment, it's an even better ingredient for cooking and baking. It helps you produce a wonderfully moist chocolate cake or roast chicken. Give it a shot and see what you can come up with using mayo! Your muffin loaf should be ready for slicing, by the way...


I love this recipe because it's a wonderfully reliable thing to have for a breakfast staple or mid-afternoon snack. It's light enough to pass for a dessert, but it's not too sweet to have with a cup of coffee before you do your morning yoga. I'm super into carbs lately because they help you produce breast milk (or so it has been explained to me) and I've got a very hungry baby at home with me that's getting bigger by the minute. I need to keep up and adequate hydration will only take you so far! The additional vitamins of the blueberries certainly don't hurt, either...

Thank you so much for spending a piece of your day or night with me. Please don't forget to follow me on social media and to have an awesome time making this. Happy cooking and happy eating!

Sunday, February 3, 2019

Mayonnaise Chicken

Sometimes simple (and by that I mean 'easy') is best.
Okay, okay - hear me out. I know that mayonnaise chicken doesn't sound tasty at all. I'm really sorry, but I'm committed to honesty and transparency in my cooking. Please just hear me out before you break out the torches and pitchforks and open your mind to mayonnaise.

I know that Millenials have been charged with 'murdering mayonnaise' their fair share of times. I think we all know how I feel about that tired old 'millenials kill' tag, but in case we don't, I'll share: I think that if an industry is dying out because it no longer serves the population, then let it die. Rotary phones weren't 'killed' by cordless or smartphones. Lamp lighters went out of the job because of electricity. We're evolving as a society and that means we're going to live in one that's shaped by our likes and tastes.

If you don't want to read the article above, just know that mayonnaise is being 'killed' because Millenials and GenZ's tend to have more global tastes. Most of us prefer sriracha, kimchi, things like that to mayonnaise. The globalization of our palette is what's letting other things fall to the side, much like mayonnaise. Furthermore, mayonnaise isn't exactly the sexiest condiment, and it's frankly a hard sell based on visuals alone. That being said, a lot of chefs love mayonnaise, if nothing else but for it's versatility.

Do you need to make a large amount of a new kind of dipping sauce but don't want to buy a ton of ingredients and jack up your food cost? Spice up the mayo and call it an aioli. Need a secret to making a super-moist chocolate cake for an 8-top that'll be celebrating a birthday tonight, but you don't have a trained pastry chef and just have a sous chef with a spare hour? Mayonnaise. What's that? Someone wants a fancy grilled cheese? Believe it or not, mayonnaise.

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What does this mean for you, for cooking?

To put it simply, this is nothing but a gorgeous whipped amount of fat that you can use in cooking and baking. Spread it on your bread instead of butter to make the most-beautiful grilled cheese you've ever seen. Use a dollop of mayonnaise instead of eggs for your cakes, to make it even more tender, because of the vinegar and how the acid sort of cuts glutens to make it less stodgy. My favorite, though, is to marinate chicken in it and then roast it.

Mayonnaise is an incredibly diverse substance that's able to be used as an ingredient and as a condiment, and I'm frankly a fan of it. I like the tang, the creaminess, and I like that it's cooling so I can mix it with really spicy ingredients to get the flavor without too much heat. Unfortunately, it's not enough anymore to have just mayonnaise, unless it's on a roast beef sandwich...and even then, I'm probably going to mix it with horseradish because  - hey - horseradish is good for you.

Why should you keep mayonnaise in your fridge? Its versatility, of course! It's not just great for sandwiches, or for being a base for a sexier version of a potato salad or devilled eggs. If you entertain, you're going to want mayonnaise, if nothing else to just help bulk up certain things. If you're busy but want something show-stopping, use mayonnaise as an ingredient and be surprised at its possibilities. But what is mayonnaise?

In essence, it's a salad dressing, not unlike a vinaigrette. It is an emulsion of egg yolks, vinegar, a little salt, and quite a bit of oil. You can make your own mayonnaise, if you like, out of any oil you like. Olive oil, sunflower oil, even chili oil. (No seriously, I've tried it.) One egg yolk can take up to a cup of oil without breaking the emulsion, and you can take that to the bank. I highly recommend using a standing mixer or a blender, though, and I advise you to warm the bowl slightly before whipping. Either way, it's easy enough to put together yourself, but it's even easier to just buy a jar, use it up, and keep the jar later for other uses.

Let's be real, though - we Millenials like stuff that's fast, yet impressive. Here's a fast and impressive dish we can make after a long day at work.

Mayonnaise Chicken
yields enough for 2
  • 2 Tbsp mayonnaise
  • 1 Tbsp herbs de Provence (an herb blend of marjoram, savory, rosemary, thyme, and mint)
  • 1 tsp apple cider vinegar
  • 1/2 tsp sumac powder
  • 1/2 tsp kosher salt
  • A few grinds of fresh pepper, ideally a peppercorn blend that has green peppercorns in it
  • Half a yellow onion, julienned
  • 2 stalks of celery, cut into long pieces to serve as a sort of rack for your chicken
  • 1 half chicken, usually found in most grocery stores. You can also use 4 breasts, or 4 thighs, two leg quarters, whatever is available to you
  • 2 cups frozen peas (do not get canned, so help me)
Preheat your oven to 400 degrees F. Toss the onion and celery in a little oil, salt and pepper, and arrange the celery sticks on the bottom of a casserole dish and top with the onions. This will be your sort of rack that will allow the fat to drip off your chicken while simultaneously steaming and cooking and adding flavor that you'll want later, I promise. Make a dressing of the spices, vinegar, and mayonnaise. Add your poultry cut of choice and toss about, ensuring that you especially get some of this dressing underneath the skin of the chicken. Arrange on your celery-onion raft and let stand at room temperature for about 15 minutes, or until the oven is totally hot.

I know it doesn't look great to start, but trust me - it'll transform itself beautifully.
Pop your casserole dish, uncovered, into the oven for 25 minutes and reduce the heat to 375 degrees F. When the timer tings, remove the casserole dish and place it on a wooden cutting board or just on your stove. Pour the frozen peas around the chicken, toss them in the lovely juices that have dropped and formed off your chicken with a spoon, and return to the oven. Bake for another 15 minutes. Serve immediately with couscous, pasta, or some other kind of starchy niceness that you like. I've been on a couscous kick lately, so I encourage you to try it as well. 

I'm sure you've noticed the gorgeous transformation that's taken place. The reason the chicken browns so nicely is because of the fat in the mayo, and it's become quite tender because of the acid. You've got a nicely cooked bird now, too, because hot air and flavorful steam was able to circulate all around, helping it to cook evenly. Salt, acid, fat, and heat, are the four elements of delicious food, as we all now know, thanks to the brilliant chef Samin Nosrat and her Netflix special of the same moniker.

I hope you've enjoyed this recipe! I'm writing a cookbook right now, and I hope you'll let me know if you can follow along easily with my recipes. Please keep touch with me on my instagram, comment below, and follow me on Twitter for requests for recipes! Thanks a million. 

Happy cooking and happy eating!