Thursday, November 3, 2011

The "F" Word

I want to make one thing perfectly clear: I have never once used the term "fag" or "faggot" to describe a homosexual person, nor have I used it as a derogatory term for a homosexual. I have used fag to describe loud, annoying, jackasses that run traffic lights, ride your back bumper, BLARE motorcycle revving sounds, talk loudly on the cell phone in the middle of the mall, dress crazily to get attention, and the like. I think that term should be redefined as somebody who is SUPER LOUD AND ANNOYING and only does it to draw attention to themselves. That word should seriously change in the dictionary. And I would love to use it to describe my boyfriend's white trash upstairs neighbor that stomps around on the floor and listens to crappy rap music at all hours of the night.

So basically, I think fags are Harley riders and slightly overweight teens that wear ugs and short shorts. Also, some food porn, courtesy of a photoshoot I did with the marvelous and talented Jani Bryson of Jani Bryson photography. This particular photo was done by her sister, Jodi Matthews, who is also very talented:

Pictured above: red and green tomato bruschetta with basil chiffonade and basil olive oil.

Isn't it amazing how food porn can make everything a little better?